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D-Bags Sign SS Doug Armstrong Sunday, January 31st , 2055 D-Bags officials presented Doug Armstrong to members of the local print media today as their new shortstop. The deal, worth $1,500,000, guarantees the 33-year-old a home in Jersey Shore for 1 year. It should improve the ballclub, assuming he plays to his potential. Looking at his all-time stats, Armstrong has a lifetime .260 average with 622 hits, 152 doubles, 10 triples, 28 home runs and 235 RBIs. To date he has scored 247 runs, walked 109 times and stolen 51 bases. |
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